Design by Yosef Phelan

Consider this your extremely gay shortcut to gifting well. We’ve rounded up the things we’d actually like to unwrap: fashion for the soft masc, skincare for the bathroom monopoliser, accessories for the chaotic queen, homewear for the lesbian moms you wish you had, and a few beautifully unnecessary objects for everyone in between.

For the soft masc with excellent taste

Clarks Harston Elite Slipper - Burgundy Leather£50.00

A beautifully minimal brown leather shoe for the queer who knows that “comfortable” and “hot” do not have to be mutually exclusive. Wear with a wide trouser, a tiny sock and the confidence of someone who has already booked the restaurant.

For the fashion twink who doesn't do logos

adidas x SP5DER Rhinestone Cap - Black

£50.00